fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

ma550: sooooo you're crazy sexy and stupid hot....i love your blog. 


Thank you but idk what stupid hot is?

I can’t believe they killed Ned stark I’m done with this show nope

comingupforblair:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

I’m going to say “No thanks. Trying to cut back” or “That’s very nice of You but I already made the annual sacrifice”.

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.
castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

sherlockocity:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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