shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

diehardromantic:

malexisv:

mellylx:

three-hunna:

When you about to nut and she tell you don’t stop.

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😂😂😂😂

Lmfao I CANT 😩😭😩😭😩😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The struggle lol

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

hatelovekay:

Never stops being funny.

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12