It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Thank you but idk what stupid hot is?
a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies
I’m going to say “No thanks. Trying to cut back” or “That’s very nice of You but I already made the annual sacrifice”.
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned